1. "I want to have such a good friend that my parents question my sexuality." ~Author Unknown
2. "Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say." ~Author Unknown
3. "I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you." ~Robin Williams
4. "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." ~Joan Rivers
5. "If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything."~William Lyon Phelps
6. "Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get." ~Robert Orben
7. (Oh, and by the way if you ever have a conversation with me and I seem to be nervous or like I'm trying to get away, this is why) "I hate having to do small talk. I'd rather talk about deep subjects. I'd rather talk about meditation, or the world, or the trees or animals, than small, inane, you know, banter. " ~Elle DeGeneres
8. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ~Mitch Hedberg
9. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ~Steve Martin
10. A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. Best friends poke each other with straws. ~Author Unknown
11. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. ~Albert Einstein
12. Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye. ~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
13. I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles. ~Audrey Hepburn
14. “The higher your hair is, the nearer you are to god.” ~Robin Williams
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